He went to the ticket booth to find his inner self

i'm alex. i'm a magiboy. if nb/trans use xe/xir/xirs pronouns; if cis use he/him.

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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  1. charlesbukkakeowski said: thinking about how preteen nick jonas was thrown out of a concert by security bc they thought his insulin was heroin
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