
i'm alex. i'm a magiboy. if nb/trans use xe/xir/xirs pronouns; if cis use he/him.
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
“Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs”
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
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